abandonedwill:

The best.

my standards are unrealistically high for how unattractive i am

(Source: aeun)









thorhead:

can you imagine ancient egyptian spelling bees though

“spell mummified

“eye fish eye eye bird squiggle bird cat circle”

“are you high”



I was born to be happy, not normal.

dontworrybekarl:


Need a laugh?

(Source: 2054-milhas)
















(Source: nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays)